The Black Bra

Girls, a little “Hump” in your Hump Day… no pun intended. 😉 We’re off the fence today! My mother in law recently forwarded this joke to me, and if you’ve been with your man as long as I have, you might just love this. Please don’t take it too literally.

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I recently had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

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We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’
Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said……

“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”

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Happy Hump Day, beauties. Can you relate to this, or are you and your man still an 11 out of 10 on the passion meter? 

Erica3

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  1. The Black Bra Joke – (perfected for all)

    A couple weeks ago my sister had lunch with 2 of her unmarried girlfriends.

    One is engaged for the first time, the other is divorced and a mistress to her boss, while my sister has been “happily” married for 10+ years.

    So she tells me of this experiment that they decided to pull on their men… She recalled to me that they were chatting about the quality of their relationships and decided to have some fun and test their men by greeting them at the door wearing little more than a black bra, black stiletto heels and a little black mask over their eyes. (for the life of me I have no idea how many drinks they had to consume to come up with this – but admittedly I was on the edge of my seat to hear her story)

    They agreed to pull this off and meet a few days after to exchange notes.

    So after they got back together, here’s how they recalled it all went………

    1) Her engaged girlfriend said:

    “The other night when my fiance’ came over to my apartment, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long. In the morning he moved up the date of our wedding by 3 months!”

    2) The girlfriend acting as mistress to her boss said:

    “On Friday, after we planned this, I met my boss in his private office at 6PM wearing a long raincoat. He looked puzzled as it was sunny and 85 degrees outside. I turned around, placed the little black mask over my eyes, then peeled off the raincoat to reveal me in only the black bra and heels. He didn’t say a word, but came after me like a tiger and we had wild sex until midnight. In the morning, he called and said I got a 10% raise.”

    3) When it was my sister’s turn, she said:

    “When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and little black mask over my eyes. As he came in the door and saw me he took off his coat, set down his briefcase and said,

    ‘What’s for dinner, Zorro?’. ”

    She is filing for divorce!

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