The Black Bra

April 2, 2014 4 Comments TAGS: Relationships

Girls, a little “Hump” in your Hump Day… no pun intended. 😉 We’re off the fence today! My mother in law recently forwarded this joke to me, and if you’ve been with your man as long as I have, you might just love this. Please don’t take it too literally.

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I recently had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

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We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’
Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said……

“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”

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Happy Hump Day, beauties. Can you relate to this, or are you and your man still an 11 out of 10 on the passion meter? 

Erica3

    4 Comments

    1. Rachel says:

      ROTFL!

    2. Great joke. I think my husband would enjoy it if I tried this tactic. 😉

    3. Heather says:

      Love it!

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