WordY Wednesday: How To Make A Woman Happy…

December 19th, 2012

I haven’t written anything since last Friday. Nothing honestly felt relevant. Today’s WordY Wednesday is simply to provide a little lighthearted humor to give us a moment’s reprieve from our heavy, heavy hearts.

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

  • Birthdays
  • Anniversaries
  • Arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone

REALLY???!!! Written by a man, no doubt. ;)

Are we truly this difficult to please?

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4 Responses to “WordY Wednesday: How To Make A Woman Happy…”

  1. PapahoodbluesNo Gravatar says:

    Take 1 part total BS and add a pinch of years and you get a matrimony casserole.

  2. JillNo Gravatar says:

    Not too much to ask for don’t you think? :) ))

  3. Christina JohnsonNo Gravatar says:

    Thank you for the laugh. Yes our hearts are heavy.

  4. JanetNo Gravatar says:

    This is bs. Men are just as impossible to please :)

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