A Hump Day Chuckle

June 29, 2011 8 Comments TAGS: Friendship, Uncategorized

No Wordless Wednesday today. No Wisdom Wednesday today. Instead, let’s laugh together, shall we? 🙂

Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The short one, Jackie leaned over and said, “Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!”

“You’re on!” said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 note.

So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

“What happened?” asked her waiting friend.

“I won $1,000 as 1st prize for ‘Best Dried Arrangement… !”

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THE “OFF THE FENCE” LESSON TO BE LEARNED TODAY: Go easy on life. It’s not to be taken seriously, 100% of the time.

Life is short! Break the rules!
Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably.

And never regret anything that made you smile. 🙂

Happy Hump Day Ladies,

xoxEDxox

    8 Comments

    1. BetsyNo Gravatar says:

      Love this photo….does anyone know who owns it? I am an artist and would love to use this photo in my art but would like permission first.

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    3. Gail DeereNo Gravatar says:

      Thank you ladies…this was just what I needed to read today! Very, very cute! 🙂

    4. MarieNo Gravatar says:

      Finally a way to supplement my pension checque!!

    5. JessicaNo Gravatar says:

      This was great. Thanks for the laughs.

    6. AnnieNo Gravatar says:

      She certainly deserved to win something. That was great. My mom is in her eighties and recently went on a trip and told her companion how boring it was. I’ll have to show her this so she can see alternatives.

    7. Kate RossNo Gravatar says:

      That is hysterical!

    8. CherylNo Gravatar says:

      Loved this.

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